♥♥ My experience about my BVRIT pals ....♥♥

Friends are those who say NO when time comes :P They are d most wonderful creatures on d world :) Hamesha rona ladna jagadna time pass masti(Preeti)..... Dance pe chance marna (Shahabaj) ..... Jisene ladai nahi ki woh dost hi kya(Niketan) .... Ladne ke baad let us b frnds again bolna(Deepak) ... Hamesha ek dusre ki khichna (Nitish) .... Tiffin nahi mila toh chin ke khaana (Deepak).... Dusro ko encourage karna(Satish)....Bhai se badke(Niketan).....Masti toh naak pe hai ... pagal panti ki had hoti hai (Priyanka)   Gaali diye bina din nahi guzarta(Niketan)...... Class mein top kiya toh jalna( Shahbaj)...... Ice cream & Temptations ke liye bet lagana(Ahmed) ..... jo bhola dikhe usko neechod dena (Koushal)......Sabko time pe help karna (Nitish)..... Project ke liye naak mein dam karna and miss cals ka baap(Susheel)..... dusro ki information rakhna n batting ka ustaad (Goutam).... Hamesha dekhke smile karna(Vinila n Ramya Priya)..... Tour ka plan success nahi hona(Niketan).... Saleem pheku ka bhai(Shahbaj) .....Time aane par yaad karna (Harika)... Happy to help u always only dialogue (Ahmed)......Websites n System mein kide ki tarah ghus jaana(Chaitu).... Bus mein Gayism start karna(Nitish) Lolz .....muli truly freely lovely etc(Vali).... Car mein ek famous dialogue hamesha bolna(Shiva).... A Gal who just send forwards aftr getting mine and poke sometimes(Bindu) lolzz....A extra-talented and nakre jhaad pe(Maneesha) lolz.... A short smart boy says only hi n bye(Raj) ....ATL mein Pappi Jhappi(Ramya Bobba) and ha how can i forget the convince n confusing guy(Mahesh yerram) .......Hai sab man ke bade ache :) :) Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost ......Aur in sabka bada kamina main Vivek !!! Happy B.Tech Life friends :) Sorry if i miss any of my pal .... to them also :P 

♥ Saare Jahan Se Acha Hindustan Hamara ♥

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the World. 

So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China.

On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he 

Noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read 

'$10,000 per call'. 

The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what 

The telephone was used for.

The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for 

$10,000 you could talk to God. 

The American thanked the priest and went along his way. 

Next stop was in Japan. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the 

Same golden telephone with the same sign under it. 

He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in China and 

He asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. 

She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 

He could talk to God. 

' O.K., thank you,' said the American. 

He then traveled to Pakistan , Srilanka , Russia , Germany and France ... 

In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same '$10,000 

Per call' sign under it. 

The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up to India to 

See if Indians had the same phone. 

He arrived in India , and again, in the first church he entered, there 

Was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read 

'One 

Rupee per call.' 

The American was surprised so he 

asked the priest about the sign. 

'Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this same golden 

Telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to 

Heaven,

But in the US the price was $10,000 per call. 

Why is it so cheap here?'

Readers, it is your turn........ Think .....before you scroll down... 

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FIRING Employees in TCS, Infosys, Wipro, Satyam, IBM, Patni

TCS planning more layoffs, Wipro sacks 1000, Satyam to axe 4,500… It seems the days of pink slips have come to haunt Indian IT pros. Though all companies have termed these terminations performance-based, it is anyone’s guess that global slowdown has started hurting Indian IT cos. Late last year, the global IT giant IBM had reportedly laid off 700 entry-level trainee programmers (ELTPs) across its offices in India. Zensar too had reportedly given pink slips to 2 per cent of it staff, again the company claimed that it was on performance basis. The increments and salaries too have been a causality at most IT firms. Here’s looking into the companies who have taken the manpower call. India’s TOP corrupt states

After delayed appraisals and cut in payouts, India’s fourth largest IT service provider, Satyam Computer is reported to downsize its workforce by a whopping 4,500 employees. This translates to a little less than 9 per cent of the 51,000 employees that the company employs. Company sources reveal that 1,500 employees have been put under the performance improvement plan (PIP), euphemism for employees put on watch list and asked to shape up or ship out. Apart from this, 3,000 others have not been given any increment in the last appraisal cycle, thereby indicating that their services are dispensable. Last Friday, company’s chief Ramalinga Raju had sent out an email to all employees warning them, especially the ones on the bench, to not bunk office and be in their best dress code, failing which they may face strict disciplinary action. India’s TOP 15 best cities for IT-BPO growth

The company is reported to have handed pink slips to about 400 engineers and associates in Hyderabad, Pune and Visakhapatnam centers. The company management reportedly asked some of the employees to move out of its rolls to a contractual agreement or leave. Like its peers, Satyam too claims that the layoffs are a part of its appraisal system. Global head, human resources, SV Krishnan says, “Our experience has shown that around half of them exit the system either voluntarily or involuntarily. We have concluded our appraisal process some weeks back, and we believe we are witnessing similar trends like those in the past.” There were also reports that the company has deferred the joining date of 7500 graduates it had recruited from various college campuses this year. Cricket’s super captains.

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Great news for Bill Gates

Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in this world. Since things were so bad, he told the three that he was destroying the Earth in 3 days. They were all allowed to return to their homes and businesses and tell their friends and colleagues what was happening. God did tell them though, that no matter what they did he was "not" changing his mind.

Bill Clinton went in and told his staff, "I have good news and bad news for you. First the good news . . . there "is" a God. The bad news is that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days."

Boris Yeltsin went back and told his staff, "I have good news and terrible news. The first is that there "is" a God. The second is that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days."

Bill Gates went back and told his staff, "I have good news and good news. First, God thinks I am one of the three most important people in the world. Secondly, you don't have to fix the bugs in Windows 95.