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Friday, January 14, 2011
True Best Friends :)
Smiling after reading is not mandatory !!!
Good One... Really amazing ....
A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.
"You are employed."
He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the
application to fill in, as well as date when you may start."
The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."
I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket.
He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a
10Kg tomato crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round.
In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital.
He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60.
The man realized that he can survive by this Way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late.
Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day.
Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.
5 years later , the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US.
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Rajinikanth Facts
Rajnikanth can beat Manchester United 10-0 all by himself.
Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back.. That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs.
Rajnikanth is the real creator of Braille, Sign Languages.
Its official now! The missing piece of Apple's logo is eaten by RajniKanth.
Rajinikanth doesn't turn the lights ON.. He turns the dark OFF.
Once a girl lost her virginity. Rajnikanth got it back for her.
Mutated spider bit peter parker, he became spiderman.. mutated spider bit rajanikanth, spider became spiderkanth.
If you google for “style” then google shows “Did you mean Rajinikanth?”
Rajnikanth has a 7th sense!!
Rajnikanth once wrote his Autobiography. Today that book is known as Guinness Book of World Records!
Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
Rajinikanth ran in a marathon from Delhi to Chennai. Earth started spinning north-south instead of east-west.
Rajani can draw straight line using compass.
Rajinikanth once taught a child, How to Play Counter Strike. Now that child is known as Osama Bin Laden!
When Rajinikanth shows you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Wanted revised: Salman - Ek baar jo maine commitment kar di uske baad main sirf rajnikanth ki hi sunta hu.
The movie ’300' was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was originally named ’1'.
Death once had a near Rajinikanth experience.
Rajni met a goat on the way.. it was doing bey bey bey bey bey bey.. Rajni hit the goat in anger now that goat is known as.. JUSTIN BIEBER
Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back.. That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs.
Rajnikanth is the real creator of Braille, Sign Languages.
Its official now! The missing piece of Apple's logo is eaten by RajniKanth.
Rajinikanth doesn't turn the lights ON.. He turns the dark OFF.
Once a girl lost her virginity. Rajnikanth got it back for her.
Mutated spider bit peter parker, he became spiderman.. mutated spider bit rajanikanth, spider became spiderkanth.
If you google for “style” then google shows “Did you mean Rajinikanth?”
Rajnikanth has a 7th sense!!
Rajnikanth once wrote his Autobiography. Today that book is known as Guinness Book of World Records!
Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
Rajinikanth ran in a marathon from Delhi to Chennai. Earth started spinning north-south instead of east-west.
Rajani can draw straight line using compass.
Rajinikanth once taught a child, How to Play Counter Strike. Now that child is known as Osama Bin Laden!
When Rajinikanth shows you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Wanted revised: Salman - Ek baar jo maine commitment kar di uske baad main sirf rajnikanth ki hi sunta hu.
The movie ’300' was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was originally named ’1'.
Death once had a near Rajinikanth experience.
Rajni met a goat on the way.. it was doing bey bey bey bey bey bey.. Rajni hit the goat in anger now that goat is known as.. JUSTIN BIEBER
Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
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