How to make Time pass ??

Make yourself busy all the time with Time pass system:


Dumsharads 
Bingo
Cards 
Carom 
Shuttle 
Novel 
Tv
Movies 
Music
Sleep
Repair something
Imagine anything & laugh 
Work & Study ;)

Great news for Bill Gates

Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in this world. Since things were so bad, he told the three that he was destroying the Earth in 3 days. They were all allowed to return to their homes and businesses and tell their friends and colleagues what was happening. God did tell them though, that no matter what they did he was "not" changing his mind.

Bill Clinton went in and told his staff, "I have good news and bad news for you. First the good news . . . there "is" a God. The bad news is that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days."

Boris Yeltsin went back and told his staff, "I have good news and terrible news. The first is that there "is" a God. The second is that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days."

Bill Gates went back and told his staff, "I have good news and good news. First, God thinks I am one of the three most important people in the world. Secondly, you don't have to fix the bugs in Windows 95.

My Experience : Top 7 reasons why I joined IT ...

1) I hated sleep.




2) I had enjoyed my life enough.




3) I couldn't live without tension.




4) I wanted to pay for my sins.




5) I believed in the Bhagwad Geeta principle : Do work,Don't care about results.




6) Everything in life has a reason; I wanted to prove it wrong.




7) I wanted to take revenge on myself .


************ * Just Kidding * ************

If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft

Patron: Waiter!

Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?

Patron: There's a fly in my soup!

Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.

Patron: No, it's still there.

Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.

Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.

Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?

Patron: A SOUP bowl!

Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?

Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!

Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?

Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!

Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?

Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??

Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.

Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?

Right To Left :)

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns

from his Middle East assignment.

A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"

The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East,

I was very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch

as Cola is virtually unknown there.

But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic.

So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters...

First poster, a man crawling through the hot desert sand...

Totally exhausted and panting.

Second poster, the man is drinking our Cola and

Third, our man is now totally refreshed.

Then these posters were pasted all over the place"

"That should have worked," said the friend.

The salesman replied, "Well, not only did I not speak Arabic,

I also didn't realise that Arabs Read from Right to Left..."

7 stupid tips to make your blog famous but it works!

Many still searching for ways to promote blogs and getting massive traffic. There are many tips around but they are scattered!

You have seen people posted good tips on getting traffic for blogs. BUT today I show you the stupid ways to get massive traffic that you never thought. 

1. Setting homepage

If you’re a student, you can go to each PC in computer lab and set the homepage with your blog URL. If you are at office, you can do so by set all office’s PC homepage with your blog address. If you’re an owner of cyber cafe, set all homepage at each PC with your blog URL or go to the nearest cyber cafe and those stuff.. have fun!

2. Use sticker

Attractive sticker may attract people attention. Create a good looking sticker design(include you blog URL), print and give away to people. It’s cheap to make dozen of stickers.

3. Write on wall

Sounds like a vandalism but if you’re good in graffiti why not use your talent to design your blog URL on wall or any place you like such as washroom and bus stop. 

Expression of Eggs :-)

Rajinikanth Facts

Rajnikanth can beat Manchester United 10-0 all by himself.


Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back.. That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs.




Rajnikanth is the real creator of Braille, Sign Languages.




Its official now! The missing piece of Apple's logo is eaten by RajniKanth.




Rajinikanth doesn't turn the lights ON.. He turns the dark OFF.




Once a girl lost her virginity. Rajnikanth got it back for her.




Mutated spider bit peter parker, he became spiderman.. mutated spider bit rajanikanth, spider became spiderkanth.




If you google for “style” then google shows “Did you mean Rajinikanth?”




Rajnikanth has a 7th sense!!




Rajnikanth once wrote his Autobiography. Today that book is known as Guinness Book of World Records!




Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.




Rajinikanth ran in a marathon from Delhi to Chennai. Earth started spinning north-south instead of east-west.




Rajani can draw straight line using compass.




Rajinikanth once taught a child, How to Play Counter Strike. Now that child is known as Osama Bin Laden!




When Rajinikanth shows you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.




Wanted revised: Salman - Ek baar jo maine commitment kar di uske baad main sirf rajnikanth ki hi sunta hu.




The movie ’300' was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was originally named ’1'.




Death once had a near Rajinikanth experience.




Rajni met a goat on the way.. it was doing bey bey bey bey bey bey.. Rajni hit the goat in anger now that goat is known as.. JUSTIN BIEBER




Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.