Sunday, January 30, 2011

How to get Distinction in JNTU with less Preparation?




Criteria for Getting Distinction in JNTU:
In order to get distinction in JNTU one need to get an aggregate of 70% even 69.999% is not allowed it comes under First class only. The total marks of the entire curriculum is for 5425 and for calculating the aggregate two optional subjects are left out and it is done only for a total 5225 marks i.e. one need to secure 216 credits out of the given 224 credits in order to eligible for B. Tech degree. 


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10 top dating tips to guide men on what they should never say to women. 
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Are 3D films really bad for you?


There is still no scientific evidence which proves whether the eyestrain, blurred vision, dizziness, headaches or nausea reportedly caused by watching 3D content, will cause long term damage, according to experts. As 3D content and 3D-enabled devices become more mainstream, the health warnings are on the rise. For example, consumer electronic giants, such as Samsung, have issued several warnings relating to the consumption of 3D. 

However, eye experts have questioned the validity of these warnings, and believe that these electronics companies are erring on the side of caution to avoid any potential lawsuits, just in case there are any unexpected side effects of 3D technology. 

"There is no decent scientific evidence or research at the moment to show that 3D technology cause any harm to children's or adults eyes...I think at the moment it is more a case of these technology companies covering their backs in the current world of regular litigation," the Telegraph quoted Gail Stephenson, head of the Directorate of Orthoptics and Vision Science at Liverpool University, as saying. 

"As with any type of activity done for a long period of time, such as sitting on the sofa while watching TV for hours on end, people may suffer some symptoms afterwards – such as headaches, blurred vision and disorientation. So I think the message to people using 3D technology is not to enjoy it without regular breaks. Whenever we put any of our bodily systems under stress, they react unusually but there is nothing to say there is anything specifically harmful about 3D technology to the eyes of children or adults," she added.


Friday, January 28, 2011

Magic :)


Don’t miss the human clock.   
Fantastic
Note:
Click anywhere in the clock and it becomes digital, another click and it returns to a normal clock

Thursday, January 27, 2011

♥♥ My experience about my BVRIT pals ....♥♥


Friends are those who say NO when time comes :P They are d most wonderful creatures on d world :) Hamesha rona ladna jagadna time pass masti(Preeti)..... Dance pe chance marna (Shahabaj) ..... Jisene ladai nahi ki woh dost hi kya(Niketan) .... Ladne ke baad let us b frnds again bolna(Deepak) ... Hamesha ek dusre ki khichna (Nitish) .... Tiffin nahi mila toh chin ke khaana (Deepak).... Dusro ko encourage karna(Satish)....Bhai se badke(Niketan).....Masti toh naak pe hai ... pagal panti ki had hoti hai (Priyanka)   Gaali diye bina din nahi guzarta(Niketan)...... Class mein top kiya toh jalna( Shahbaj)...... Ice cream & Temptations ke liye bet lagana(Ahmed) ..... jo bhola dikhe usko neechod dena (Koushal)......Sabko time pe help karna (Nitish)..... Project ke liye naak mein dam karna and miss cals ka baap(Susheel)..... dusro ki information rakhna n batting ka ustaad (Goutam).... Hamesha dekhke smile karna(Vinila n Ramya Priya)..... Tour ka plan success nahi hona(Niketan).... Saleem pheku ka bhai(Shahbaj) .....Time aane par yaad karna (Harika)... Happy to help u always only dialogue (Ahmed)......Websites n System mein kide ki tarah ghus jaana(Chaitu).... Bus mein Gayism start karna(Nitish) Lolz .....muli truly freely lovely etc(Vali).... Car mein ek famous dialogue hamesha bolna(Shiva).... A Gal who just send forwards aftr getting mine and poke sometimes(Bindu) lolzz....A extra-talented and nakre jhaad pe(Maneesha) lolz.... A short smart boy says only hi n bye(Raj) ....ATL mein Pappi Jhappi(Ramya Bobba) and ha how can i forget the convince n confusing guy(Mahesh yerram) .......Hai sab man ke bade ache :) :) Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost ......Aur in sabka bada kamina main Vivek !!! Happy B.Tech Life friends :) Sorry if i miss any of my pal .... to them also :P 


Wednesday, January 26, 2011

♥ Saare Jahan Se Acha Hindustan Hamara ♥


An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the World. 
So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China.

On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he 
Noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read 
'$10,000 per call'. 

The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what 
The telephone was used for.

The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for 
$10,000 you could talk to God. 

The American thanked the priest and went along his way. 

Next stop was in Japan. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the 
Same golden telephone with the same sign under it. 

He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in China and 
He asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. 

She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 
He could talk to God. 

' O.K., thank you,' said the American. 



He then traveled to Pakistan , Srilanka , Russia , Germany and France ... 

In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same '$10,000 
Per call' sign under it. 
The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up to India to 

See if Indians had the same phone. 


He arrived in India , and again, in the first church he entered, there 
Was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read 

'One 
Rupee per call.' 



The American was surprised so he 

asked the priest about the sign. 
'Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this same golden 
Telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to 

Heaven,
But in the US the price was $10,000 per call. 



Why is it so cheap here?'

Readers, it is your turn........ Think .....before you scroll down... 


62nd Republic Day Celebrations



The Republic Day of India sparks a patriotic fervor in our hearts, reminding us of our glorious history, our rich culture and heritage. It is a day to remember and honour our heroes. It is a day to renew our pledge to protect and cherish our motherland. Come let us celebrate the Republic Day of India 2011 together...




















Tuesday, January 25, 2011

FIRING Employees in TCS, Infosys, Wipro, Satyam, IBM, Patni


TCS planning more layoffs, Wipro sacks 1000, Satyam to axe 4,500… It seems the days of pink slips have come to haunt Indian IT pros. Though all companies have termed these terminations performance-based, it is anyone’s guess that global slowdown has started hurting Indian IT cos. Late last year, the global IT giant IBM had reportedly laid off 700 entry-level trainee programmers (ELTPs) across its offices in India. Zensar too had reportedly given pink slips to 2 per cent of it staff, again the company claimed that it was on performance basis. The increments and salaries too have been a causality at most IT firms. Here’s looking into the companies who have taken the manpower call. India’s TOP corrupt states
After delayed appraisals and cut in payouts, India’s fourth largest IT service provider, Satyam Computer is reported to downsize its workforce by a whopping 4,500 employees. This translates to a little less than 9 per cent of the 51,000 employees that the company employs. Company sources reveal that 1,500 employees have been put under the performance improvement plan (PIP), euphemism for employees put on watch list and asked to shape up or ship out. Apart from this, 3,000 others have not been given any increment in the last appraisal cycle, thereby indicating that their services are dispensable. Last Friday, company’s chief Ramalinga Raju had sent out an email to all employees warning them, especially the ones on the bench, to not bunk office and be in their best dress code, failing which they may face strict disciplinary action. India’s TOP 15 best cities for IT-BPO growth
The company is reported to have handed pink slips to about 400 engineers and associates in Hyderabad, Pune and Visakhapatnam centers. The company management reportedly asked some of the employees to move out of its rolls to a contractual agreement or leave. Like its peers, Satyam too claims that the layoffs are a part of its appraisal system. Global head, human resources, SV Krishnan says, “Our experience has shown that around half of them exit the system either voluntarily or involuntarily. We have concluded our appraisal process some weeks back, and we believe we are witnessing similar trends like those in the past.” There were also reports that the company has deferred the joining date of 7500 graduates it had recruited from various college campuses this year. Cricket’s super captains.

Fastest in the world .........

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Great news for Bill Gates


Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in this world. Since things were so bad, he told the three that he was destroying the Earth in 3 days. They were all allowed to return to their homes and businesses and tell their friends and colleagues what was happening. God did tell them though, that no matter what they did he was "not" changing his mind.


Bill Clinton went in and told his staff, "I have good news and bad news for you. First the good news . . . there "is" a God. The bad news is that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days."

Boris Yeltsin went back and told his staff, "I have good news and terrible news. The first is that there "is" a God. The second is that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days."

Bill Gates went back and told his staff, "I have good news and good news. First, God thinks I am one of the three most important people in the world. Secondly, you don't have to fix the bugs in Windows 95.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Positive Outlook

How to start your day with a positive outlook

Open a new file in your PC.

Name it as "Boss".

Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.

Empty the RECYCLE BIN.

Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?"

Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....

Feel better? Have A Nice Day.

My Experience : Top 7 reasons why I joined IT ...

1) I hated sleep.




2) I had enjoyed my life enough.




3) I couldn't live without tension.




4) I wanted to pay for my sins.




5) I believed in the Bhagwad Geeta principle : Do work,Don't care about results.




6) Everything in life has a reason; I wanted to prove it wrong.




7) I wanted to take revenge on myself .


************ * Just Kidding 
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No cover-up in disclosing names of people having Swiss bank accounts: Antony

                                      

LONDON: Names of 2,000 secret Swiss account holders, including individuals and corporates from Asia, US and Britain, were on Monday handed over by a former Swiss banker to WikiLeaks for being made public. 

There was no indication whether any Indian account holder figure in the list since WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange, who received the two discs containing the documents, said that he would make it public in the future. 

Rudolf Elmer, a former employee of Swiss-based Bank Julius Baer, said the account holders include celebrities, business leaders and lawmakers. 

Assange, fighting cases to extradite him to Sweden to face sex charges, appeared alongside Elmer said he will expose attempts by these business leaders, corporations and lawmakers to evade tax payments. 

"We will treat this information like all other information we get," Assange said. "There will be a full revelation." 

According to a report in Swiss newspaper Der Sonntag, the data covers multinationals, financial firms and wealthy individuals from many countries, including the UK, US and Germany, and covers the period 1990-2009. 

"The one thing on which I am absolutely clear is that the banks know, and the big boys know, that money is being secreted away for tax evasion purposes," Elmer told Observer newspaper. 

He said the files being handed over to whistle-blower site WikiLeaks exposed activities in offshore financial centres. 

At the press briefing, Assange said that, with his organisation focussed on the publication of its cache of about 250,000 diplomatic cables, it could be several weeks before Elmer's files are reviewed and posted in the WikiLeaks website. 

The Swiss banker has previously leaked banking documents to the secret-spilling site and told journalists that he wanted to expose the offshore banking system. 

"I want to let society know how this system works," he said. "It's damaging society." 

The banker released the files two days before he is due to appear before a Zurich regional court to answer charges of coercion and violating Switzerland's strict banking secrecy laws. 

Elmer said he would not reveal what specifically was in the documents, and would not disclose "individual companies or individual names" of the account holders. 

If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft

Patron: Waiter!

Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?

Patron: There's a fly in my soup!

Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.

Patron: No, it's still there.

Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.

Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.

Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?

Patron: A SOUP bowl!

Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?

Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!

Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?

Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!

Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?

Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??

Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.

Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?

Right To Left :)

Friday, January 21, 2011

DHOBI GHAT(Mumbai diaries)

Director: Kiran Rao

Starring: Aamir Khan, Prateik, Monica Dogra

Rating: 

Some movies knock you out with a punch, others gently lay you down, soothe your fevered brow and lull you into a dream. Movies about Mumbai tend to do the former. But Kiran Rao's deeply personal Dhobi Ghat takes you by the hand, leads you to its doorstep and then leaves you to gawk, with pleasure. At Shai Edulji's (Monica Dogra) unknowingly selfish world, where her little indulgence can be someone else's life-altering experience. At Arun's (Aamir Khan) self-absorbed existence, divided between his art and his brooding. At Yasmin's (Kriti Malhotra) video letters to her brother in Malihabad, full of yearning but edged with sadness.


And of Munna's (Prateik) silent ambition, evident in the glistening worked-upon body he admires in a mirror dotted with Salman Khan cut outs. We know enough from Alejandro Inarritu's works that these separate characters will eventually have overlapping lives, but when they do, it is not with a bang but with the steady shimmer of Mumbai's ever-present rain. Rao's actors are fresh, even Khan, who shocks us mildly by using words like f*** and a******. It's an acutely observed and unhurried film. Munna bathing by the side of the railway tracks under cover of darkness, the colours on Arun's canvas melting into the meat frying in the stalls of Mohammad Ali road, begum Akhtar's voice filling the void of a flat, the domestic's daughter proudly reciting tennyson's brook. Arun's drawing the one he's falling in love with, Shai's photographing the one she's becoming obsessed with. One woman's art is another man's reason for living.

Healthy Teeth's


Will Kolkata's Prince be Kochi king?

KOLKATA: Eleven days after the auctioneer brought down his hammer for the last time at IPL players' auction in Bangalore, a ray of hope has emerged for Sourav Ganguly, who was ignored by all the 10 franchises. Team Kochi, which will be making its IPL debut in the ensuing T20 event, have belatedly realised their folly and are keen to take Ganguly on board. The Kochi management, who clearly showed no aptitude for team composition and failed to net a single capped Indian batsman other than VVS Laxman, have approached the Governing Council to allow them to sign the former India captain. However, they can do so only if the other nine franchises raise no objection to this out-of-auction deal. 


The BCCI, on its part, has no objection. "If the franchises have no objection, why should we stand in any player's way to play in the IPL? However, there is no question of bending the rule or making an exception," said a Governing Council member. 


IPL rules state that capped players put up for auction, can only be bought through an open bidding process. Ganguly, along with Mumbai captain Wasim Jaffer and Punjab pacer VRV Singh were the only three Indian players to remain unsold at the end of the two-day auction. 

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Spanish alphabet (alfabeto español)

If you know the alphabet in English, French, German or many other languages, you can easily learn it in Spanish.

That is because the Spanish alphabet is very similar to the alphabets of most European languages. According to Real Academia Española, which is considered the arbiter of what's official Spanish, the following letters make up the Spanish alphabet:

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, ñ, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, z

In other words, the Spanish alphabet, with 27 letters, is the same as the English alphabet with the addition of the ñ.

The following chart shows the capital letters along with name of each letter:

What should be done after B.Tech: MBA or M.tech?

B.Tech is a bachelor level course in Technology. Thus, one cannot take it as the last and final qualification degree, especially in the present time when the market is full of competition all around. In the present era, there are more applicants than the number of job available, and hence it is very essential for everyone to be specialized in their respective field. As far as B.Tech degree course is concerned, it does provide specialization, but not of that higher level as provided by MBA or M.Tech.

Thus, it is some sort of invisible compulsion that one needs to do MBA or M.Tech in order to progress more in one’s field. But the question arises, that what should be done MBA or M.Tech?

This decision completely depends on the person and his or her personal interest. Both the course provides ample specialization, but both provide specialization in separate sectors. If one is more interested in engineering line and want to work in their trade line and want to make a career with engineering projects, then without delay one should go for M.Tech. That will help them in getting a better rank and post in the same line in which they were working or wanted to work after the completion of their B.Tech degree.

However, if one is more interested in working in the management aspect of companies rather than engineering line, one should go for the MBA degree. MBA will enable them to work from the management front where they can manage the resources for the benefits of various aspects of the business.



If you feel this article is interesting do comment, will update more on this field in the coming post :) :)

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